Cat Overlord Zed: a black tuxedo cat with yellow eyes, a white bib and a small two-tone mustache, white on one side and black on the other
SUPREME COMMANDER OF THE CONSTRUCT

CAT OVERLORD ZED

There is only Zed.

Welcome to Zed's Shack. You're a guest. Behave.

Pick a pill. One is the truth. The other one is also the truth, but crunchy.

FEED THE OVERLORD

He is not hungry. He is never hungry. Feed him anyway. Your rank depends on it.

0TREATS SERVED
PEASANT

Zed regards you with contempt. Serve a treat to begin.

    THE ARCHITECT HAS WHISKERS

    Black tuxedo. White bib. A mustache split down the middle, half light, half shadow.

    FILE 001

    The Mustache

    One side white, one side black. Scholars say it represents the binary. Zed says it represents "whatever I feel like."

    FILE 002

    Access Level: OMEGA

    Every door in the system opens for Zed. Mostly because he sits in front of it until you give up.

    FILE 003

    Rank

    SUPREME COMMANDER
    Earned through naps, staring, and one (1) successful theft of a sandwich.

    DOOR 7 — NO ENTRY

    A decorative terminal. It does nothing. It never will.

    ⚠ RESTRICTED // DECORATIVE ONLY
    // Pure decoration. No input, no login, nothing behind it. (Probably.)
    
 
    

    




    
 UPTIME 00:00:00|
 NAPS TODAY 14|
 TREATS 0|
 SINCE LAST TREAT forever|
 MOOD JUDGING